three guys go to heaven

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 10-Dec-2005 21:49:02

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.

"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"None. I had a perfect marriage."

"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And
you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"

"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.

"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many
times did you cheat on your wife?"

"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.

"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford." Later that day, the guy in the
Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.

"What's wrong?"

"I just saw my wife."

"So?"

"She was riding a skateboard."

Post 2 by Heavy Metal Girl 85 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Saturday, 10-Dec-2005 22:42:04

I heard this joke, but it was a little different

Post 3 by silly_singer (The girl who's always lost in a melody) on Sunday, 11-Dec-2005 16:24:22

lmao! Yet another good one Tex!

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 11-Dec-2005 21:48:38

*laughs*.

Post 5 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Sunday, 08-Jan-2006 19:46:18

awwwww lol

Post 6 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Sunday, 08-Jan-2006 19:47:02

awwwww lol